Do Not Choose Violence (Dark Colors)

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width, in	18.25	20.25	22.00	24.00	26.00	27.75	29.75
Length, in	26.62	28.00	29.37	30.75	31.62	32.50	33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in	16.25	17.75	19.00	20.50	21.75	23.25	24.63
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

This heavyweight garment-dyed tee carries a darkly playful voice. A bold circular “no” symbol frames a cartoonish cat pawing at the air, with the front text declaring “DO NOT CHOOSE VIOLENCE” in strong red. The back shows a cheeky “Murder Kittens” logo and the tagline “The Calm Cat Whisperer,” giving the shirt a tongue-in-cheek, slightly subversive personality. The soft, lived-in feel from the garment dye and the relaxed cut make it feel like a go-to tee for downtime, activism-adjacent humor, or low-key nights out. It sits naturally in casual wardrobes — layered under a flannel, thrown over joggers, or worn solo with jeans — and reads as a conversation starter that leans sardonic rather than aggressive. Fans of dark humor, cat-centric satire, and indie streetwear will find the tone engaging and wearable for social gatherings, game nights, protests, or coffee runs.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²).
- Garment-dyed after construction for a vintage, lived-in color and texture.
- Relaxed fit with double-needle stitched seams and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability and clean lines.
- Sizes S–4XL available; pre-shrunk and sewn-in label for comfort and consistency.
- Available in 58 colors; made in Honduras with heavy-duty construction for long-lasting wear.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean